The other day I was making grilled cheeses for lunch.
Andy: I want to help!
Me: OK.
Andy: I can't see!
Me: Here, stand on this stool, but stay away from the hot stove.
Andy: I want a tarantula!
Me: A spider?
Andy: No, a tarantula.
Me: A tarantula is a big spider.
Andy: No, to cook with.
Me: Oh, you mean a Spatula!
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