Each morning I tell myself that this day will e different. I will be calm. I will be a good parent and I will not let the stresses of getting ready in the morning and sending everyone of to respective schools turn me into a screeching banchee.
And then, as if to spite me, we have the following exchange.
Me: Guys, I just gave the cat his shot and he is soaking wet! Does anyone know...
Andy: Oh, yeah! I accidentally peed on him.
Banchee enter stage right.
1 comment:
How, exactly, does one "accidentally" pee on anything at all? Was the cat trying for a drink out of the bowl at the same time said peeing was going on? I don't have another scenario -- I'm stymied!
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