Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Keep Calm and All That...

Each morning I tell myself that this day will e different. I will be calm. I will be a good parent and I will not let the stresses of getting ready in the morning and sending everyone of to respective schools turn me into a screeching banchee.

And then, as if to spite me, we have the following exchange.

Me: Guys, I just gave the cat his shot and he is soaking wet! Does anyone know...

Andy: Oh, yeah! I accidentally peed on him.

Banchee enter stage right.

1 comment:

Lindax0x0x0x0x said...

How, exactly, does one "accidentally" pee on anything at all? Was the cat trying for a drink out of the bowl at the same time said peeing was going on? I don't have another scenario -- I'm stymied!