No Spice On Nate's Meat

In honor of Nathan's 4th Birthday, which is tomorrow, here is a little bit of our dinner conversation.

Nate: Can I have some more meat?

Steve: There's still meat on your plate.

Nate: But I don't like the taste of this meat.

Me: But all of the meat tastes the same.

Nate: I want meat with no spice.

Steve: There's no spice. It's just salt.

Nate: I want meat with no salt.

Me: There is no meat without s-It's not salty or spicy. It's fine.

Nate: I put the meat in my mouth, and it goes on my tongue, and the spice and salt goes on my tongue, and then I just spit it all out on my plate.

Me: - - -

Nate: Next time don't put nothin on my meat. Just put stuff on everyone else's.